Chapter 576

"Eels?"

The servant girl was stunned, "My lord, what do you want the rice field eel for?"

"Stab people! I'll sit here, and stab anyone who refuses to accept it!" Xu Que sneered, looked at the woman surnamed Li meaningfully, and sat directly opposite her.

This clearly means to be hard-nosed!

When everyone heard his words, they were speechless for a while.

Stabbing someone with an eel? What kind of brain circuit is this! I have never heard that eels can kill people!

Of course, it's just because they haven't heard of it. If they had heard of it, the woman surnamed Li would probably go crazy on the spot right now!

The maid smiled sarcastically, thinking that Xu Que was joking, so she didn't take it seriously, she gave an apologetic laugh, and retreated.

But for Xu Que's performance, the woman surnamed Li was still furious.

In the world of cultivating immortals, status has always been taken very seriously.

She claimed to be from the Li family, although not as famous as the Jiang family and the Gong family, they are also well-known in the Eastern Wilderness.

Now that a little-known young Tianjiao appeared, he dared to confront her in such a way in public, how could she swallow this breath? If we let it go, wouldn't it make all the major families and sects here look down on the Li family?

"Presumptuous!" Immediately, the woman surnamed Li slapped the stone table with her big hand, and the stone table remained motionless, but the blue and white porcelain placed on it instantly shattered into powder.

"What are you? How dare you sit here, I will give you three breaths, and immediately take your dog out!" The woman surnamed Li is very tricky, and her tone is very vicious, not like a woman's style at all. Because, it's too domineering!

Liu Jingning's complexion darkened on the spot, and she stared at the woman surnamed Li coldly, with murderous intent brewing in her eyes, but she never revealed her cultivation level during the refining period. was captured.

But Er Gouzi was the first to get mad, and shouted: "Cao Nima, open your eyes and see clearly, the deity is a wolf!"

Everyone present immediately turned their attention to him, what a ferocious dog!

However, the Void Refinement stage experts in the center turned their heads away after just one more glance, continued to laugh and talk as if nothing had happened, and stopped paying attention to this side.

After all, it's all about the juniors, they don't care!

And the Cutting Stone Conference didn't seem to have any rules, it didn't restrict people to make noise here, but there was also a rule that they couldn't fight, otherwise people would naturally come out to suppress the field!

The woman surnamed Li saw that Xu Que didn't speak, but a dog scolded her instead, which instantly made her feel greatly insulted.

Isn't this telling everyone in a disguised form that she, the dignified daughter of the Li family, is only fit to talk to dogs, but due to the rules of the Stone Cutting Conference, she didn't dare to do anything here, and could only stare at Xu Que coldly.

But the man next to the woman surnamed Li who had been silent all this time suddenly said: "Yan'er, talking to them will only make you lose your status. The stone cutting meeting will start soon, don't make trouble!"

"Hmph, after the Stone Cutting Conference is over, I want you to go around without food!" Li Yan'er snorted coldly, and stopped chasing people away.

But at this time, Xu Que spoke, squinting his eyes slightly, and the old god said: "Who said we can't eat! Er Gouzi, are you hungry?"

"Hungry!" As soon as Er Gouzi heard about eating, Er Gouzi immediately regained his energy, sticking out his tongue and exhaling.

"Set the pot!" Xu Que immediately waved his hand, took out a few utensils from the system package, and put them directly on the stone table!

The carbon stove, iron pan, and oil all took over the stone table in an instant!

Liu Jingning's eyes widened immediately, what is this little guy doing? Want to cook here?

This is the Stone Cutting Conference. In front of so many powerful and powerful people in a large audience, how could they actually cook something to eat?

How embarrassing and shameless this is!

However, for an old driver like Xu Que, the shamelessness is long gone!

After all, these days, shamelessness is the last word!

If someone scolds you for being stinky and shameless, but if you insult me, I will be shameless. What can you do? The opponent really can't do anything other than make a move!

then,

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Xu Que fiddled with the oil pan and boiled the oil until it boiled and bubbled.

The woman surnamed Li's face was ashen, and she was always on guard against Xu Que, for fear that he would throw the frying pan directly.

Xu Que seemed to see through her vigilance, and said with a sneer, "What are you afraid of? You are so timid, and you have the nerve to come out! Do you think I will pour oil on you? Everyone in the Zhatian Gang is an elite. Carrying eight honors and eight disgraces, cultivating good moral character, emphasizing civilization, emphasizing quality, how can you do such a thing?"

As he spoke, he took out a pack of stinky tofu from his pocket.

With a splash, it was poured directly into the oil pan!

"Hey!"

In an instant, the oil pan boiled directly, and more than a dozen pieces of stinky tofu rolled in the high temperature, and the heat rushed upwards!

A smoky stench swept out in an instant, filling the audience!

The woman surnamed Li and Liu Jingning who stayed in the same pavilion with Xu Que were dumbfounded on the spot.

"what?"

"Damn, what's the smell?"

"Whose shit is so stinky!"

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear, who is shitting here? It's unreasonable!"

In an instant, the originally elegant and comfortable stone cutting meeting suddenly turned into chaos.

Many young Tianjiao covered their noses and mouths and cursed one after another, while the elders in the Void Refinement Stage were all frowning with displeasure on their faces.

But soon, everyone turned their attention to Xu Que.

Because they saw clearly that this terrible stench came from the frying pan in front of Xu Que!

"My lord, what are you doing?" Tianjiao in the pavilion next to him couldn't help but frowned.

"Why do you want to poison us?"

"The grievances between you and the Li family can be resolved privately. There's no need to do such absurd things here, right?"

"That's right, this is the Stone Cutting Conference, what do you mean by boiling shit in public?"

More and more Tianjiao spoke out, annoyed at Xu Que.

After all, this guy was talking about quality and civilization just now, but who would have imagined that he would start cooking shit in the next second and do such disgusting and absurd things!

What's even more frightening is that someone saw him take out that bag of shit from his arms!

Is this going crazy?

are you crazy!

Who would carry a pack of shit on their body and hide it in their bosom for nothing?

Liu Jingning almost wanted to vomit blood, even though she had pretended to dress up to cover up her identity, her face was burning hot now, and she wished she could find a hole to drill herself into, it was so embarrassing!

The woman and the man surnamed Li were even more shocked, their eyes widened. They never expected that Xu Que would make such a move.

However, Xu Que and Er Gouzi, the parties concerned, had no sense of shame at all, and turned a blind eye to everyone's eyes and words.

Even the two guys looked at the frying pan expectantly, each holding a pair of long chopsticks, scooping up and down in the frying pan as if no one else was around.

"Are you ready?" Er Gouzi asked anxiously.

"Not yet, wait!" Xu Que shook his head.

"It seems to be familiar!"

"hold on!"

"When will you wait? This deity can't bear it anymore!"

"What's the rush, I'll try it first!" Xu Que picked up a piece of black stinky tofu as he said.

Under the terrified eyes of everyone, he opened his mouth and bit it with enjoyment.

In an instant, everyone in the audience went crazy!

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