Chapter 523 What Is This?
In the small inn in Syracuse, everyone was completely dumbfounded!
Xu Que's words were astonishing, and no one expected to say such words.
He actually didn't hide it, and asked everyone if he was worthy of General Haitang in front of everyone!
your sister!
Is this going crazy?
Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?
Everyone almost vomited blood. Seeing Xu Que scold Er Gouzi, everyone thought it was quite reliable.
But no one thought that this guy actually said whether he was worthy of General Haitang, which was unexpected!
Because if you say this, there is no turning back!
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In the awkward and silent atmosphere, someone in the inn could no longer sit still, stood up abruptly, and walked away.
That was also a face-to-face monk, and he rushed directly to the city wall to report to Shang Wu.
Shang Wu was furious after listening to his speech, especially after hearing what Xu Que said!
"Bastard, does he think he is General Zhuge, so he can do whatever he wants?" Shang Wu almost growled.
A soldier hastened to persuade in a low voice: "General calm down, General Zhuge is famous after all, and now he is just talking about it. He should not dare to do such absurd things, otherwise his reputation will be ruined!"
However, Shang Wu was so angry that he shouted angrily: "Stop angering your mother, what is he Zhuge Liang? Didn't he just win a few battles? If my Danyang faction makes a move, even if he is ten Zhuge Liang, he will die for nothing!" The place of burial!"
Wow!
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was in an uproar.
These words are too cruel. Didn't General Zhuge just brag and say something ridiculous?
You are angry and angry, but it is a bit too much to say something that makes people die without a place to bury them?
Everyone began to frown, and even the guards who had just spoken to persuade the martial arts were a little ugly.
However, Shang Wu didn't care about the faces of the people at all, his whole face was extremely dark, and he snorted coldly: "I want to see if he dares to say that kind of thing in front of my face, you guys, follow me!" Come!"
After finishing speaking, he walked down the city wall, and led a group of city guards, walking majestically towards the inn in the city!
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At the same time, the inn was still silent in the embarrassing atmosphere just now.
Lao Li was silent for a long time, and finally smiled dryly, and said, "Uh...General Zhuge, I didn't expect to see you for dozens of days, you...you are still so funny!"
He wanted to help Xu Queyuan to prevent the outsiders in the inn from continuing to spread the word and cause a major impact.
But Xu Que didn't answer his words, and said with piercing eyes: "Lao Li, I used to treat you kindly. When I gave out popsicles, I gave you two. Tell me, do I deserve to be a crabapple?" General?"
The corner of Lao Li's mouth twitched suddenly, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.
Brother! I just want to help you, why are you still digging in?
"Yes, yes!" In the end, Lao Li still had no choice but Xu Que played the emotional card, so he could only bite the bullet and nod.
Only then did Xu Que look at Er Gouzi with satisfaction, and sneered, "Er Gouzi, did you hear that, Lao Li said he deserved it!"
Er Gouzi looked angry: "He's yelling at you, not saying you deserve it! You are so shameless, you actually gave Lao Li two popsicles back then, and this god only got one!"
"Damn, it's good to give you one, what else do you want?" Xu Que was not happy anymore, he just spat at Er Gouzi and cursed.
"Damn, you spit?"
Er Gouzi didn't expect Xu Que to use such a dirty method, so he took a sip of water and was even more annoyed. He spat back and said, "Bah, do you think this god is rare? Isn't it just a broken popsicle and no ice cream?" It's delicious!"
After finishing speaking, it still looked mocking.
Xu Que quickly dodged Er Gouzi's saliva, and said with a sneer, "I made the ice cream too!"
"Bah!" Er Gouzi was not reconciled, and continued to spit!
Xu Que dodged quickly again, counterattacked and spat back: "Bah!"
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Ahem!"
"Oh shit,
Boy, are you serious about using phlegm? "
"What's the matter? Don't accept it! Cough bah!"
"Bah bah bah!"
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One person and one dog, just like this, an unprecedented spitting war started in the inn!
Their speed was very fast, their figures kept dodging in the inn, and streams of glistening saliva were flying across the air.
Everyone was frightened, and rushed out of the inn immediately, with black lines all over their faces!
Is this Nima still General Zhuge?
Actually played with spitting?
"What are you doing? Get the hell out of here, General!"
At this time, there was a shout from the street.
Shang Wu came with a team of soldiers and horses, and when he saw that the inn was full of people, he immediately drank them away.
Everyone had no choice but to retreat one after another, making way for them!
Shang Wu didn't notice the situation in the inn, he glanced at everyone with a cold face, trying to suppress everyone with his status and status, and at the same time stepped towards the door of the inn!
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
But at this moment, he heard a strange voice coming from his ear.
After being startled in his heart, he subconsciously turned his head and looked over.
As a result, a glistening and huge mass of sticky liquid flew directly towards him!
"Slap!"
The whole ball of saliva hit Shang Wu's face in an instant!
In an instant, the audience was silent!
Everyone was stunned, and Shang Wu was even more stupefied. He just stayed where he was, letting the sticky saliva flow down his face slowly.
Confused, he stretched out his hand to touch his face, his voice trembling slightly: "This... what is this?"
Everyone who knew the truth covered their mouths one after another, feeling a little nauseous.
"That's Er Gouzi's saliva!" At this moment, Xu Que in the inn suddenly stopped and opened his mouth to respond.
Er Gouzi immediately said angrily: "Damn it, boy, don't spout blood, it's your saliva!"
"Hey, it's obviously yours!"
"Fuck, you're still playing sneak attack, I'm shit, I'm shit!"
Soon, the spitting battle of one person and one dog started again!
And at this time, Shang Wu finally realized that the liquid on his face turned out to be saliva!
"Ah..." In an instant, a huge uncontrollable anger surged from his heart, and he was so angry that he roared, almost going crazy!
The son of the dignified head of the Danyang faction, the general protecting the city of Xuecheng, was spit on the face!
Not to mention the shame, just because it's saliva, it's disgusting enough to drive him crazy!
"Whoosh!"
He wiped the saliva off his face, with a terrifying murderous aura all over his body, his eyes almost spit fire, and rushed straight into the inn!
Er Gouzi and Xu Que are swimming and fighting, displaying their body skills to the extreme, slobbering back and forth in the air, just like a gunfight!
But when Shang Wu rushed in, Er Gouzi just dodged a stream of saliva and landed in front of him.
Shang Wu acted decisively, stretched out his hand, grabbed Er Gouzi's neck quickly and ruthlessly, and captured him.
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, damn it, who is it?" Er Gouzi howled immediately, twisted his head back hard, his eyes almost fell out, he was like an emoji!
"Are you looking for death?" Shang Wu pinched Er Gouzi and twisted it in front of him, with a murderous look on his face.
"No! Who are you? You are too close to see clearly!" Er Gouzi replied blankly, its dog head was too close to Shang Wu's face, it was really hard to see who grabbed it!
Shang Wu suddenly felt humiliated, and the unknown fire in his heart became more and more intense, he pulled Er Gouzi a little away, gritted his teeth and sneered, "Even this general can't recognize you, you..."
"Ahem!"
Before he finished speaking, Er Gouzi suddenly took a mouthful of thick phlegm, and spit it directly on Shang Wu's face!
In an instant, the audience was silent!
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[The third chapter is delivered, and there will be an update tonight! By the way, I recommend an interesting book, "Transforming a Female Physician", a man of eight feet tall, a master of Taoism, has become a younger sister in modern times! I am convinced by this book! 】