Chapter 338 I'll Give You This Chance!
"Strange, isn't the stinky tofu in the shape of a cube? How come there is a strip shape?" The eighth elder was stunned for a moment, and even guessed, could this be the new stinky tofu?
"Suck!"
The second prince sucked the black thing into his mouth, closed his eyes, and started chewing immediately.
Immediately, he frowned slightly, and said strangely: "En? Didn't you say that this food is delicious and full of taste? Why does my prince feel a little dry and hard to eat, but the taste is still so strong?"
"It's strange, I taste the same way!" The old eunuch next to the second prince was also puzzled.
On the other hand, a prince objected: "No, this prince thinks it is very delicious, especially the taste, which is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Once you bite it, the tender juice bursts, leaving a mouthful of fragrance!"
"The prince eats the same thing. This food is really delicious. It's a bit like tofu, but it's a hundred times more delicious than tofu!"
"Yes, and the power of the soul has really increased, which is amazing!"
"Ah? No, why do I feel dry and hard to eat, and it's hard to chew, and it's particularly smelly and choking!"
"Yeah, it's not just choking, it's almost nauseating. What's going on here?"
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Several princes were astonished, some ate real stinky tofu, and some ate Er Gouzi's stinky dog -- shit!
Both Xu Que and the Seventh Princess stood outside the crowd.
But looking at this scene, Xu Que suppressed a smile all over his face, almost lying on the ground and laughing.
These people really have such a strong taste, they actually ate Er Gouzi's dog dung.
My brother, Er Gouzi has been sealed in the stone wall for tens of thousands of years, and has never pooped. Unexpectedly... just pulled out, he was eaten by these princes!
"wrong!"
The Eighth Elder of Tianxiang Valley saw that something was wrong, hurriedly looked forward, his face suddenly became strange, pointed to the few remaining black strips in the oil pan, and asked Er Gouzi: "Puppy, The old man asks you, what is this?"
"Bah, damn it, you are a dog, and your whole family is a dog! This deity is so powerful and domineering, he is clearly a wolf! As for this thing, hehe, there is a lot of history behind it!" Er Gouzi was full of arrogance, High-spirited.
"There is a lot of history? The old man would like to hear the details!"
The Eighth Elder's face darkened, but seeing that Er Gouzi seemed to know Xu Que before, he managed to save face and didn't explode on the spot.
The rest of the people also looked at Er Gouzi one after another, especially the princes. When Er Gouzi said so proudly that this was something with a long history, they couldn't help but get more excited, secretly thinking that this time they made a lot of money!
"I can't think of it, it won't be born in ten thousand years, the world has changed so much, you all changed to eating shit, and it's selling so hot!"
Er Gouzi was extremely emotional, feeling that the world had changed too much, but he still looked aloof and said, "Fortunately, this deity is also relatively righteous, and I just kept the treasure for tens of thousands of years, oh yes, it is also the first time in tens of thousands of years I pulled out the first pack of wolf dung, and sold it to you with difficulty, and it only sold for 12,000 bowls, so you earned it!"
"puff!"
Immediately, the princes sprayed out all the things in their mouths, their faces turned blue and white, and they almost vomited blood.
Wolf poop?
Damn, this dog actually pulled dog-shit in?
Is this shit really shit?
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The Eighth Elder of Tianxiang Valley was also dumbfounded, unbelievable.
Immediately afterwards, he flew into a rage, pointed at Er Gouzi, trembling with rage, and said in a trembling voice: "You...you, what a reckless waste! Such a pot of priceless stinky tofu, you actually threw away the dog- - shit in?"
"Fart, this is wolf dung! Wait... what are you talking about? That kid cooks stinky tofu, not shit?" Er Gouzi suddenly realized it later, and stared with two big eyes in surprise.
Seventh Princess was shocked, thinking that she also ate stinky tofu just now, her complexion changed drastically, and she almost vomited.
Fortunately, she remembered that Xu Que scooped out a bowl of dog dung before Er Gouzi poured it into the oil pan, and it was not contaminated.
Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief.
"Princess, didn't you say you want to drink tea? Let's go and drink!" Seeing that something was wrong, Xu Que immediately took Princess Seven's little hand and ran to the distance of the street.
"Ah... Mr. Xu, this... this..."
Seventh Princess was about to ask Xu Que if he already knew the truth, but when he suddenly grabbed his hand, her heart was in a mess and her mind went blank!
She has been a princess for so many years, she has always been reserved and meticulous, not to mention being held by a man, even if it is a word, she seldom talks too much!
Now being grabbed by Xu Que suddenly, for a conservative princess, it is unbelievable and extremely flustered.
"Aw!"
At this time, Er Gouzi howled from behind the street.
Afterwards, several princes shouted angrily, and then, the crowd was in chaos, all kinds of chickens were screaming and dogs were jumping.
"Xu Que! How dare you cheat the god, you are finished...ah, it hurts!"
"What do you fight? It's kind of heads-up! This deity has always been single-handedly invincible..."
"Oh! How can this be reasonable? How can you be a hero if you bully the few with more? Don't force me to take action, or I will regret it for the rest of my life. I have killed people before!"
"Damn it, are you still fighting? Believe it or not, with the order of the god, millions of wolves immediately appeared and surrounded your imperial city? Besides, what happened to eating the shit of the god? It has been treasured for tens of thousands of years. And the ingredients are guaranteed to be fresh!"
"Aw... it hurts, hurts, hurts!"
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In the street, vaguely, Xu Que seemed to have heard Er Gouzi's scolding, and was immediately overjoyed.
Even though he knew that this group of people couldn't hurt Er Gouzi at all, Xu Que was still very happy to see Er Gouzi being chased and beaten.
But right now, he didn't want to join in the fun, so he ran away with the Seventh Princess!
It's very exciting to run after pretending.
But after pretending to be strong and running with the most beautiful girl in the audience, that is really amazing!
This kind of scene in the movie is often the most handsome and domineering, and it is the privilege of the protagonist!
So Xu Que didn't have any other ideas, just to improve his style, maintain a pretentious posture at all times, very dedicated!
But while running, the two passed by the door of a restaurant that was not closed yet.
Xu Que paused and suddenly wanted to drink.
After all, I just finished eating grilled chicken wings and stinky tofu, so if I don't have some wine, I always feel that there is something missing.
"Princess, it's better not to drink tea, but to have some bar!"
He looked at the shocked Seventh Princess and said.
Seventh Princess calmed down, although her cheeks were covered by the tulle, she could still see from her eyes that she was a little nervous and shy at the moment.
"Xu... Mr. Xu, it's getting late, why don't you come tomorrow..." After pondering for a while, she decided to leave first.
Xu Que immediately interrupted: "Princess, what you said is wrong, as the saying goes, if you don't drink at night, your life will be in vain! Come, come, drink a pot first, don't you just want to know my identity when you approach me? I'll give you this chance, let's go!"
Xu Que stepped into the wine shop.
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