Part 5, Chapter 92

This side has just entered the courtyard, and seeing the conference hall of the Dongfang family in front of it, Dongfang Wendao patted his forehead, turned around and said: "By the way... you kid, you have to be careful of your uncle, don't look at your kid's strength Progress, your eldest uncle still wants to mess with you, anyway, this time you are in trouble!" After speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched, showing a strange arc.

"Eh? What happened to Uncle?" Jun Moxie had too many things going on recently, and he had already forgotten the prank he played back then, but this question was really surprised.

"What are you asking? You don't know about the good things you did yourself?" Dongfang Wendao suddenly laughed strangely, his wide mouth almost grinning to the back of his ears, and said with joy: "... Two three four, two two three four, change your position, do it again... wahahaha..."

"Pfft..." Jun Moxie choked on Yingfeng because of the funny action of the third uncle, and suddenly remembered the masterpiece back then, and couldn't help crying and laughing.

"I have to say, you kid is really too cramped hahaha...to force your uncle...hahaha, such a serious person, standing and changing positions every night...extremely hard... He's still fucking volleying...hahaha..." Dongfang Wendao tried his best to restrain himself at first, but when he thought of this incident, he couldn't stop laughing. On the ground, I couldn't help rubbing the tears from laughing.

Jun Moxie laughed for a while, suddenly dumbfounded, and only now remembered that he seemed to have planted a bomb here... It seems that the uncle has already recovered, and he wants to clean himself up... How is this going to be? it is good?

Baili Luoyun and the others obviously didn't know what the nephew and uncle were laughing at, they looked at each other helplessly, their faces full of gossip.

And just at this moment, a sudden shout rang out: "Third brother! You are talking nonsense over there!!" With a heavy accent, it was obvious that he was already very angry!

Following the loud shout, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone, but they saw that the visitor had an extraordinary appearance, with three long strands of long beard floating on his chest, a square face, red phoenix eyes, crouching silkworm eyebrows, a straight nose and a square mouth, and an overall majesty!

It was Young Master Jun's uncle, Dongfang asked for love, Master Dongfang has arrived!

It's just that the face of Elder Dongfang, who was originally fair, is now a maroon color, his eyes are spitting fire, he's panting, he looks more and more like Master Guan...

"Jun Moxie! You little bastard! You came just in time, you little bastard will hide in Heaven's Punishment for the rest of your life! If you don't come, old man, I will go to Heaven's Punishment Forest to find you in person! Now it is rare that you little bastard comes to your door automatically, which saves the old man a long journey! If the old man doesn’t teach you a good lesson today, wouldn’t he be ashamed of the laws and morals of heaven!” Master Dongfang’s face turned from red to purple,

There was a violent shout, the sound was like thunder, extremely powerful!

Following this thunder-like sound, Master Dongfang strode forward, stretched out his big palm-like hand, and grabbed Jun Moxie in the chest!

Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao looked at each other in dismay: Is this... the meeting of the legendary nephew and uncle? How could the process be so weird? As soon as the old uncle in front of him met, he hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that his stomach ached from laughing. Later, when the uncle met, he changed the title of Young Master Jun four or five times, and then he wanted to fight? What kind of complicated relationship is this family...

Jun Moxie screamed and ran away!

Now in such a situation, how dare he be caught by Dongfang Wenqing? This is my uncle! Fighting back is unthinkable, even parrying is impossible, the only thing you can do is to run as hard as you can, if you are really caught, can you run away after being brutally tortured?

"Grandma... help me... Uncle is going to kill someone, save me..." Young Master Jun rushed out of Dongfang Wenqing's armpit, screaming miserably all the way, as if he had been abused no more...

"How dare you run, you lawless little bastard! Stop for me!" Grandpa Dongfang was so angry that he followed him with strides. In an instant, the uncle and nephew chased from the yard to the hall, and After chasing and escaping from the empty hall, Jun Moxie yelled for help all the way. The volume was so loud that it was deafening, making the entire Dongfang family jump around. Countless people probed their brains to see what happened...

Seeing that the situation was not good, Young Master Jun immediately fled towards the inner courtyard, looking for reinforcements.

Master Dongfang gritted his teeth and chased after him. A resolute look that will never give up until the end! This posture is exactly what the saying goes: I will chase you to the Lingxiao Temple if you go to the sky, and I will chase you to the Crystal Palace if you go to the sea! If you go to the ground, I will chase you to Yanluo Mansion, and if you go west, I will chase you straight to the Daxiong Palace!

In short, it is going to the poor and falling to the underworld, and you can get this tone no matter what you say!

Uncle Dongfang has never been so ugly in his life! But there were no descendants for many years, which really made him anxious. After finally grasping the glimmer of hope, how can I let it go after m? There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest thing is to have no descendants...

So after getting Jun Moxie's "secret method" about childbearing, Master Dongfang basically followed the scriptures meticulously, every move was strictly carried out in accordance with Jun Moxie's "secret method", and he dared not neglect at all...

After a lot of hard work, the results are undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, I saw that several wives and concubines had bulging stomachs, not to mention how satisfied and happy Master Dongfang was...

At that time, if he had seen Jun Moxie, a good nephew, he would probably be able to kowtow to his knees! Where do you care about the superiority and inferiority? O grace to save a man's dignity!

But ever since I had an accidental conversation with Dongfang Wenjian, I learned the truth... Only then did Master Dongfang understand: In fact, the medicine given by Jun Moxie at the beginning has already cured all his family's problems, and there is no need for any formulas, postures or other messy things She can also get pregnant... That is to say, while being saved by her good nephew, she was also tricked severely!

It's just that his second brother knows all about this scandal! What is even more unacceptable is: my second brother is still a big mouth! ...So, first the third brother knew about it...and then...

Uncle Dongfang can hear laughter no matter where he goes for a period of time, which made him suffer from a new problem: allergic to laughter! As long as I hear laughter, I will go into a rage without asking why...

But, in this life, who doesn't have some happy and funny things? To give a simple example: Someone accidentally farts in public, and it can cause a burst of happy laughter... Not to mention that there are too many things like this...

Today's Mr. Dongfang is almost nervous. When he hears laughter, he thinks it's aimed at him!

Seeing the sudden appearance of the culprit at this moment, Dongfang Wenqing was really out of anger! No matter what, I will not let it go, no matter what I say, I can't let it go, absolutely can't let it go! ! !

"Ahem! What's the matter? What happened? Rebellion?" During the chase, a majestic cough sounded, and the old lady Dongfang came out from the inner courtyard calmly. I saw chickens and dogs jumping all over the yard!

The Second Master Dongfang Wenjian hid behind and covered his mouth with a tendency to convulse all over his body...

The great savior finally arrived, and Jun Moxie hid behind the old lady as if he had been pardoned, with a look of grievance on his face: "Grandma...uncle is crazy...he will beat me to death as soon as I come...what's going on Ah! Help me!"

The old lady Dongfang made a secret roll of the eyes helplessly: Who will beat you to death if you are so good? Didn't you kid cause trouble yourself? Do you really think I'm a fool?

But the old man's skills are so old, his face was full of surprise, and he scolded Dongfang Wenqing: "Stop, you two have made such a mess! Look at the two of you, one big and one small, making the yard into a mess!" What does it look like? Even if it’s a small one who loves to play, could it be that you, a big one, are also addicted to playing? What’s going on? Tell me about the cause and effect!”

When nephews and uncles fight, the old lady is naturally facing her grandson, there is no doubt about this.

But this seemingly fair question made Master Dongfang almost faint. Let's listen to the cause and effect? This matter...is it possible to talk about it? Immediately, his face turned purple, and he pointed at Jun Moxie with trembling fingers: "Okay...ok...little bastard, you you you... you are waiting for me..."

Jun Moxie yelled aggrievedly: "Uncle, if you don't talk, you can't talk. Grandma is right. Even if I did something wrong, you say it and everyone judges it. If I am really wrong, then I will let you call me!" It's okay to vent your anger... But you didn't say anything, it was just a beating... I'm so wronged... I just arrived at the door of my house after traveling thousands of miles, and I didn't even drink a mouthful of hot water. It's just a heavy beating, who can bear it, what's wrong with my nephew, you can tell me..."

At this moment, looking at the expression on Young Master Jun's face, it is definitely comparable to June Feixue's eternal injustice!

A heartbroken song, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world...

Uncle Dongfang's eyes widened, the eyeballs almost protruding from the sockets, and he kept humming angrily, but he just couldn't say a word. He must suffer from being dumb today...

"Hahaha..." At the entrance of the courtyard, the third master Dongfang Wendao, who was already sitting on the ground laughing, burst out laughing suddenly, and only laughed so hard that he lay on the ground crying, a big fist kept beating the ground, and his whole body was convulsed and convulsed Trembling violently like sifting chaff, until later, I was out of breath...

Dongfang Wenqing finally had something to vent, and shouted: "Third brother, why are you smirking there?! Is there any sense of dignity!" While talking, he rushed forward.

Dongfang Wendao felt bad when he heard the words, the laughter continued, but he jumped up and was about to run away, but he laughed so hard that he was exhausted from laughing, and he was already beaten by his elder brother before he could run wildly. I caught it, and then I was carried out like a sandbag, and then I heard a burst of dense explosions like firecrackers outside... (!)