Part 4 Chapter 78 Joke or Frame?

Heroes rushed up to the front and the seven of them were also drunk and sang a big show at the top of their voices. Er squinted his drunken eyes, and finally the seven brothers rolled over and fell to the ground, snoring loudly for a while.

Anyway, everyone drank too much, so that a maid came in and said something, but everyone didn't hear clearly...

Even the youngest didn't run away, and ended up staying at the Dugu family at night. There was nothing to do, and the youngest drank a lot. Although he forced out a lot of alcohol by cheating, the remaining alcohol was enough for him to drink a pot. Afterwards, the smell of alcohol was overwhelming, and he was also confused. He searched everywhere for Tang Yuan but couldn't find him, so he went to the guest room to sleep in a daze.

When I woke up the next day, I heard two maids whispering outside: "Hello, do you know? The distinguished guest who came yesterday had too much to drink."

"Yeah, I've heard about it too, but not in detail."

"Then let me tell you, don't spread rumors..."

"Hmm, I will definitely not spread the word,"

"I heard that. Fatty, went to the toilet yesterday, vomited for a long time, and then plopped, guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"He jumped into the latrine all of a sudden, and he wanted to catch fish in it... Oh my god, it just rained heavily, so... it all splashed out, oh, it's so disgusting."

"Really? What did you do after that?"

"Hey, Wang Tong and the others were exhausted, the smell was bad, and the place was wrong. The fat man sank inside, and a dozen or so people tied him with ropes before pulling him out. It splashed all over... vomit! Then dragged it to the pond and washed it five times before entering the guest room. It is said that there is still a smell after entering the guest room." After washing it twice, it is considered clean. "

"Then... he hasn't woken up after such a big toss?"

"I didn't wake up! Not only did I not wake up, but I kept calling to catch fish there."

"It's really... powerful"

"In terms of conversion, it is said that when he entered, Young Master Biao was squatting inside, and he grabbed him with one hand and threw him out. He still had lingering fears afterwards. Fortunately, Young Master Biao was thrown out by him, otherwise he would definitely be thrown together In the latrine, although Young Master Biao is also tall, he is still not on par with that Young Master Tang. I heard Young Master Biao say that Young Master Tang must go fishing, and then jumped off by himself."

"a ha ha ha,

But it made me laugh. "

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard." Jun Moxie, who eavesdropped, also burst into laughter. Although he knew that this was an embarrassment of his good brother, he really shouldn't laugh, but this fat man is too good at it Hey, it's just his weight, it's so bad, it's really not working.

As soon as they heard the young master's laughter, the two maids panicked.

But seeing this guy come out with a smile all the way, he just inquired about where Tang Yuan lived and then left, he was relieved, you must know that the rules of the family are the strictest, such as maidservants like them talking about visiting guests in private, let alone let the guests companions know.

When Jun Moxie saw Tang Yuan again, this guy was sleeping soundly wrapped in a quilt, and the whole room smelled of alcohol.

Looking at it like this, this guy has no impression of what happened last night.

Before coming, Jun Moxie only thought it was amused, this fat man was too numerous to count, so he drank a little more wine, and went to fish in other people's latrine, but now seeing Tang Yuan lying on the bed, Jun Moxie Suspicion arose suddenly.

Tang Yuan may not count, or is careless, or does not live up to expectations, or even has no taste, but he is definitely not confused! Even if he is drunk, he is determined not to go to the latrine to catch fish, right? Besides, with Tang Yuan's physique, where is there such a big latrine?

Can make him fall, and still flop around in it?

This is not a swimming pool!

Others don't know about it, but Jun Moxie, the latrine of the Jun family, knows it. Apart from the personal convenience of the master, there is also the convenience of entertaining guests, and the convenience of the guards at home. Except for the larger ones of the guards, the equipment of the others is good, and there is no possibility of letting guests in. Moreover, considering the size of the fat man, there is only so much space. Sedu couldn't get in.

But the fact is so, so how did Tang Yuan fall into the latrine?

The only explanation is...

Is it calculated?

Jun Moxie gently opened Tang Yuan's life, carefully inspected him, but didn't see anything, stood up and pondered for a while, and walked out. Called a guard casually: "Take me to the place where I drank last night."

Seeing that it was the future son-in-law greeting, the guard didn't dare to neglect, and took Jun Moxie back to the place where he drank last night. The mess had already been cleaned up, but the faint smell of alcohol still lingered.

Jun Moxie stood where Tang Yuan was originally sitting, at this time the big chair specially made for the fat man had already been removed. The young master pondered for a while, and said: "How many safe places are there near here?" The guard was startled, and said: "There are two convenient places nearby. There are still far away."

"Oh, take me to have a look." Jun Moxie waved his hand.

The guard was very surprised, thinking that this future uncle is strange, he can visit rock gardens and everything, but this is the first time he has visited the latrine. But the guest had a request, especially his future son-in-law, so he dared not answer anyway, so he had no choice but to take him there.

After looking at three convenient places in a row, Jun Moxie became more and more suspicious. None of the three places showed that kind of trace. However, after coming from there, there are only these three places that are convenient. So is it convenient for Tang Yuan to go there?

"Is there any other convenient place to go?" Jun Moxie straightened up thoughtfully. asked lightly.

"There is, but it's a little farther away. Come again, the land is used by servants... It's filthy." Feeling a bit cold for no reason.

This Young Master Jun is really weird, ordinary people would cover their noses when they come to this kind of place, but he acted as if nothing had happened and didn't even frown.

"Take me there!" Jun Moxie went out first with a sullen face.

The guard felt uneasy, he already felt that something was wrong. I'm afraid this uncle is just investigating the matter that young master Tang fell into the latrine last night. He simply brought Jun Moxie to the scene of the incident, and gave a few familiar guards winks along the way, telling them to hurry to find a few young masters and masters, I am afraid that something serious will happen...

Jun Moxie didn't care at all, and let him pass on the news. This matter must be discussed with the Dugu Family's spokesperson, so he simply saved himself the time of ordering others to pass on the message.

Jun Moxie stood with his hands behind his back in front of the big latrine where the incident happened last night, and took a careful look. That's right, it should be here, a few stone steps, and then there is a deep pit below, but on the edge of the stone steps, there is another protrusion about forty to fifty centimeters. That's supposed to be the precaution you take to keep adults from getting drunk or kids from falling off.

The Dugu family has done a good job in this regard.

How did Tang Yuan fall down? It's still far away, but there is really a big pond below, and it freezes a little in winter. The more Jun Moxie looked at it, the colder his face became. With a snort, he came out and asked, "I heard that there was a young cousin who went to the toilet here last night? May I ask who he is?"

"Yes, the cousin is the nephew of the second grandmother's family, and he has been in Dugu Mansion for many days."

"Call him! Just say that I have something to ask him!" Before the guard finished speaking, Jun Moxie interrupted him with a cold and indifferent tone. At this moment, the young and old's words were full of murderous intent!

Outside the latrine, General Dugu Invincible rushed over anxiously, as well as Duguying, Duguxiong and Duguhao brothers. Seeing Jun Moxie coming out, Duguying opened her mouth first: "Brother-in-law, why are you looking for latrines everywhere in the early morning, but you don't squat, what are you going to do?"

Only Dugu Wudi could tell from Jun Moxie's gloomy expression that he seemed about to kill someone that something was wrong. Asked: "Moxie, but what happened?"

"Last night, Tang Yuan was drunk... Hehehe, that guy was worthless, and he fell into this latrine... Well, that's what happened." Jun Moxie stretched out his finger, pointed back, like a cold electricity His eyes turned around in an instant on the faces of the father and son.

"Fall into this latrine?" Although Dugu Wudi is rough and bold, his brain is not stupid at all, otherwise how would he be qualified to be the leader of an army, and he understood in a flash: "How could it be that he fell into this pit?" ?”

"Did the general think about it? But I also suspect that if he doesn't go to so many latrines in your mansion, he insists on running so far, and this is still not his home. Those who are not familiar with the place are even more likely to be in the middle of the banquet." In the midst of this, while drinking in the lobby two miles away, I want to come here to jump into the latrine.”

Jun Moxie sneered, "Could it be that the fat guy is possessed by a ghost?"

Dugu Wudi's face is sinking like water, even though the fat man may not be popular, but the fat man is always the Tang family's confirmed successor of the next generation of patriarch, besides, the current Tang Yuan is far from what he used to be. This important status can be said to be worth tens of thousands of times, and he is one of the few brothers recognized by Young Master Jun, how can he be ignored, if there is a slight mistake in handling this matter, it will lead to extremely serious consequences!

General Dugu suddenly turned around and looked at his three sons: "Who can tell me what's going on?"

"Father, this is very common... What can't be done when you're drunk? Fatty Tang has such a bulky figure, if he fell into the latrine after drinking too much, it's not worth making a fuss about, right?" Duguying's mouth twitched. Yes, I still want to laugh, it's really too funny.

"You muddled bastard, you are still happy, do you have no brains, or your brains are moldy!" Dugu Wudi almost vomited blood from his son's anger. Not worth the fuss? Didn't you see that your good brother-in-law is about to kill someone? With Fatty Tang's bulky figure, haven't you wondered how he could wander for two miles after drinking so much wine?

"Moxie heard that there is another Young Cousin here in your mansion?" Jun Moxie squinted his eyes and smiled, but said in a very gentle way: "And this Young Cousin squatted with Tang Yuan last night In a latrine, I want to see this predestined person."

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